I Spy

Well this will be short, but I needed to write a little bit of a story.... Every country that I have visited thus far in 2009 has presented a midget in clear sight. In the USA it´s quite clear and obvious there are many, Mexico - I saw one on the beach in March running in a thong chasing birds, Honduras - I saw a midget get in a kayak and later came to find out that he was actually a porn star!, and Yesterday in Guatemala I saw a midget that owned an Internet cafe. I think that perhaps I´ve moved away from mullets to midgets...